The dialog is clever, nutty and syncopated, with a soundtrack -- of the "C.C. Rider" vein -- which ain't half-bad, either.
Hell Ride
The rebellion against all there is
2008 · 1h 24m · R
Action, Thriller
Directed by
Larry Bishop
Overview
Two rival bikers gangs, the Victors and the Six-Six-Six's, refuel their decades-old rivalry.
Director and cast
- Larry Bishop Director
- Larry Bishop as Pistolero
- Michael Madsen as The Gent
- Eric Balfour as Comanche / Bix
- Dennis Hopper as Eddie Zero
- Leonor Varela as Nada
- David Carradine as The Deuce
- Michael Beach as Goody Two Shoes
- Vinnie Jones as Billy Wings
- Kanin J. Howell as Opium
- Julia Jones as Cherokee Kisum
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
It's a claustrophobic dud, full of ludicrously purple tough-guy dialogue and lip-smacking vamps in bikinis (how hot!), with so much monotonous hip violence there's scarcely room for anything else.
Maybe only once every six months am I in the mood for jokey sadism, but this struck me as the right picture for the right time.
[Director Larry Bishop] burdens his film with clumsy art-house ambitions that clash with its embrace of bikes, beer and booty. If any of this sounds amusing, be warned: it's not.
The script, written by Bishop, barely makes sense. It lacks anything resembling wit, unless you think it amusing that these aging cyclists brag about needing their three B's -- bikes, beer and booty.
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