Rotten
A movie of our times, even if it's not an especially good, funny or interesting one.
Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times
Bad Johnson
Say hello to his little friend.
2014 · 1h 27m · Not Rated
Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
Directed by
Huck Botko
Overview
With women practically throwing themselves at him, Rich can’t control himself. But he continually blames his penis, which seems to have a mind of its own. After ruining yet another promising relationship with Jamie, Rich has finally had enough and wishes his penis would just leave him alone. The next morning, Rich wakes up to find his wish has come true and his johnson is no longer on his body.
Director and cast
- Huck Botko Director
- Cam Gigandet as Rich Johnson
- Nick Thune as Rich's Penis
- Katherine Cunningham as Lindsay Young
- Kevin Miller as Josh Nelson
- Jessica Joy as Emily
- Katie Rich as Samantha
- Holly Houk as Kimi
- Jamie Chung as Jamie
- Bradley Grant Smith as Former Best Friend
- George Lako as Strip Club Patron
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
28%
Tomatometer
Fresh
A sometimes amusing sex farce ...
Neil Genzlinger, New York Times
Rotten
What would "It's a Wonderful Life" look like if Clarence the angel were replaced by the human personification of George Bailey's sentient penis?
Andrew Barker, Variety
Fresh
"Bad Johnson" works much better than it should. Because, really, it shouldn't work at all.
Elizabeth Weitzman, New York Daily News
Rotten
A buddy comedy that reeks like stale underpants.
Kyle Smith, New York Post
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